Lament of a Puppy

When I put my philosopher hat on, It... perplexes me that shes almost a humanoid. But she is an animal. With perfect comprehension of her abilities. Like, the same way I think about her, I reckon she thinks about me, but in her dog way. like... "I wonder if I run around and jump on his face if he'll realize that I just learned Seven Nation army on my Bass."

- "Neon Spoodle on his Puppy Dog, Velvet Person. January 21 2022."