The Adventures of Monsieur Robinet (an excerpt)

Monsieur Robinet is out walking when he notices that all the colors are mixed up. The cows are Green. Green! They walk under a blue sun with a yellow sky. Monsieur Robinet takes his pear out of his bag and the fruit is grey - grey with stripes of violet, orange and black. He eats the pear. Madame Toutmoi approaches and says, 'Monsieur Robinet, I need you, desperately.' Monsieur Robinet is embarrassed. Suddenly Madame Toutmoi turns into an enormous potato. Monsieur Robinet places her in his bag and returns home to prepare his dinner.

- Procured from Adventure 14 in "The Adventures of Monsieur Robinet" by John Hegley.
Doughnut Publishing.

buy this book!